The Lockem Shoto Techniques

What is it?

How do you use it?

Who even uses this?

A lot of questions are asked when they are first met by the incredible Lockem Shoto technique. Such a technique could be deadly to the most professional of the CPL people. Those who believe this is a worthless, horrible technique are obviously wrong. You should not think what others think - this technique saves LIVES.

Let's get started.

The Lockem Shoto technique was first created by the one and only, Lockem Shoto, who you can find on google with ease. He was the first to discover the technique, and apply it in various pug scrims. The technique he used baffled many of the greatest players in the pug - his score was not even good at the time, but he somehow combined what little skill he had and the Lockem Shoto Technique to clutch, (or almost clutch) the rounds that were needed. Such a technique can only be used by those who are willing to learn the technique through hardships and mistakes, ownages and failages.

Lockem Shoto's Saving Tactic

This saves many. It may take a while, and some time, but baiting your teammates is a great method in gaining money. Once you master this part of the Saving Technique, you can easily bait people without THEM noticing you! However, this is not all that is in the ST#1. The ST#1 also requires you to take their way, or the highway when baiting. I refer the high way so I can snipe people down with a deadly heleos weapon.

The Desert Eagle.

BE WARNED! Mis-use of this technique will lead you to death. You should at least try helping your teammates. This will help you get frags and make people fall into the illusion that YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE THE GREATEST, LOCKEM SHOTO! This saving technique will help you not buy armor (sometimes) and nades. You can buy nades/armor after the 2nd or 3rd round, but, as a Lockem Shoto Technique user, you will NOT buy at all unless told to by someone important until the 2/3rd round.

The Lying Lockem Shoto Technique

Always buy desert eagles. No matter what. LST users ALWAYS use desert eagles until the 5th round. Even if you DO suck with it, keep it. If you're better with a USP/Glock, KEEP IT ANYWAY! You need a pistol to save with so you can have a chance to hopefully wall someone!

Always lie about the amount of money you have, even in all chat. The main idea to this is to make people's happiness about knowing whenever the other team is poor deteriorate. In pubs, people will not really care about counting up, guestimating, or even estimating how much the other team wil probably have. What you want to do is, in all chat, type out a fake amount of money higher than the total you have - KEEP IT LOGICAL!

This little tactic can be used on your own team too. BE THE MONEY HOG! DON'T BE SCARED! BE THE JEWBAG!

Once you have at least 7k$, you can BUY! NEVER DROP FOR YOU TEAM UNLESS IT'S FOR SOMEONE GOOD!

Lockem Shoto Roar Technique

Always roar in anger when you're the last one and you're trying to clutch the round in a pug scrim. ALWAYS! Your roar will boost your anger levels (hopefully) and will boost your adrenaline up. Hopefully, what asian blood you have, will unleash its wrath upon the opposition. This works best with a desert eagle and someone's spraying at you.

It's not luck.

It's the Lockem Shoto Roar Technique.

The Spartan Rush

All Lockem Shoto Technique users have spartan blood within them. Combined with the buff powers of an LSRT and the powers of a LSST, you can use the money you spent on more powerful or passive weapons. (Machine Gun, Spartan Shield).

The main thing you should remember is this: ALWAYS RUN BACKWARDS!

The Lockem Shoto Technique users from around the globe will realise the importance of the Lockem Shoto Technique. You don't have to be good, you just have to be ~~lucky~~ good with the LST at your disposal. People who use this technique will further realise the devastating powers it can do upon an opponent. Your score may suck, but at least you can fight along side with your team with STYLE!

This is a fucking serious tutorial. It really works.

SEVERAL SIDE NOTES:
-Determination is also key
-Luck is also key
-Expect to use this as a last resort, like Karate
-You aren't Lockem Shoto - I am - these are just techniques
-Shout as loud as you can with the Roar technique
-Unless your in a real scrim, DONT use these techniques the first thing through
-This is only for PUG scrims
-Always Walk when you know someone's there
-ALWAYS die with style. When you're about to die, say something epic on mic
-Have fun - it isn't serious